Have a look at this really Cool one:

The phone bill was exceptionally high and

the man of the house called a family meeting...

On a Saturday morning...

after breakfast...

Dad:

People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

Mum:

Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.

Son:

Me too, I never use the home phone.I always use my company mobile.

Maid:

So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !